- Mike says, "Sammy's tooting." "No, Daddy, I'm three."
- "Mommy, why do you have Happy Birthday on your tummy?" while looking at my princess crown tattoo.
- "I'm sorry I'm so loud, Mommy . . . Jesus keeps turning me up."
- I got tired of him saying Mommy over and over again, so I told him my new name was Fire-Breathing Dragon Snake. "But Mommy, I don't want to call you that. I want you to be my mommy, not a fireman!"
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
One Liners
Here are a few one-liners, courtesy of my favorite three year old comedian . . .
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