Wednesday, February 24, 2010

One Liners

Here are a few one-liners, courtesy of my favorite three year old comedian . . .

  • Mike says, "Sammy's tooting."  "No, Daddy, I'm three."
  • "Mommy, why do you have Happy Birthday on your tummy?"  while looking at my princess crown tattoo.
  • "I'm sorry I'm so loud, Mommy . . . Jesus keeps turning me up."
  • I got tired of him saying Mommy over and over again, so I told him my new name was Fire-Breathing Dragon Snake.  "But Mommy, I don't want to call you that.  I want you to be my mommy, not a fireman!"

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